Tallulahbaloo!

I’ve been on a trip to hell my dears.
Some thought that I might kick it.
Wired like a dope in bandages,
Determined I would lick it.
I heard the angels calling out,
“For godsake move your arse!
A world without Tallulah’s
Like champagne without a glass!”

And that’s the truth.
Indeed it is.
I’ve returned to bring sparkle and fizz!

Do you know what you’ve been missing?
It’s Tallulahbaloo!
Stuck without some pot to piss in.
So darling what do you do?
Forget your troubles.
Ignore those smack heads grinding you down.
Just paint your face and powder up and hit the town!

Join the line the joint is jumpin’.
It’s Tallulahbaloo!
Just relax and feel it pumpin’
You know you’re going to pull through.
Life can be ecstasy,
Better than apres-ski.
You know it’s true.
So long as you’re walking tall,
Life is a curtain call.
That’s Tallulahbaloo!

Do you mind closing your mouth darling, you’re bleaching my hair!

Light those fires, we’re really smokin’
It’s Tallulahballo!
When it’s ‘ash, go get the coke in
We’re gonna paint the town blue!

Just speed on down the road that’s calling,
And don’t look back.
Would Humpty Dumpty be as hip
Without the crack?

One deep breath and see that rainbow.
It’s Tallulahballo!
Just lay back and feel that pain go.
We’re gonna see life anew.
Dump your psychiatrist,
Find an anaesthetist?
He’ll see you through.
Appearing oracular
Will make life spectacular.
That’s Tallulahballo!

So long as you’re walking tall,
Life is a curtain call.
With Tallulahballo!

It’s oh so too too too Tallulah!
It’s oh so too too too Tallulah!
It’s oh so too too too Tallulahbaloo!