If All Of The Bad Things

If all of the bad things around us,
Were turned into lovely ice cream,
The things that are bad,
Would no longer be sad.
Oh let me explain what I mean.

If all of the bad things were ice cream,
With chocolate fudge sauce on the top
The problems would go.
I think that you know,
We’d gobble the whole bloomin’ lot!

Those Four

My nephew Jon is very naughty.
His sister Cat can be quite haughty.
Their mummy Jan is over forty
And Nick their dad is a psychiatrist.